Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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